IT’S THE LAST week in November (gasp) and many of us are starting to feel the chill, money-wise.
No doubt you’ve experienced at least one of these things by now.
‘Dinner’ is an interesting concept in theory
In practice, however…
And the rounds system? Pure evil
Let us have our one measly pint in peace!
You can spot a yellow discount sticker from a mile away
Two for one on sliced ham, you say? Tonight, we dine like kings.
And being able to buy brand name products seems like the ultimate luxury
*sadly places Special Flakes in basket*
Texts like these are INCREDIBLY rude
DO YOU THINK WE DON’T KNOW THAT, IRISH WATER? HMM?
Putting your card in an ATM is a real guessing game
Are we going to get cash or a scolding?
And checking your account is best approached with caution
You need to psych yourself up at least an hour or two before the event, and most certainly be sitting comfortably. Maybe have a few friends around for support. Every little helps.
Whenever your parents come to visit, you’re like
Dropping hints all over the gaff. “There’s this really nice place in town that does a great dinner, I’ve heard, if ye want to get something before heading back…”
Nights out are like an obstacle course
You’d leave your card at home, but what if there’s an emergency?
…Like, say if you needed more shots?
When payday hits, you promise you’ll attend to your responsibilities, and then begin a new frugal life
…But the lure of TREAT YO’ SELF is so strong
What about your ASOS Saved page? That can’t be ignored!
And then we’re back to square one for the rest of the month
Anyone for beans on toast?
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